Jones Soda Co., which is quickly becoming the "Jelly Belly of Sodas", with its never-ending line of cool and unusual soda flavors, has introduced four new flavors for Halloween: Candy Corn Soda, Pumpkin Soda, Strawberry Slime, and Scary Berry Lemonade.

The guys at I-Mockery did a great job publishing their taste tests of the new carbonated concoctions. Here's what J-Dawg had to say about the Candy Corn Soda...

I gotta say at first I wasn't too sure about this flavor. It tasted kind of like the corns on my feet, but then when I was thinkin' about it I realized that the corns on my feet taste pretty uber-fantastic! The way those bodacious soda suds slamdanced on my tongue made me feel like a horny rebel biker suicide pirate and that really takes me back to the glory days!

Jones' new Halloween flavors are found exclusively at Target Stores nationwide.