30 December, 2005

Chewing Gum for Ninjas

Sparkle Ninja chewing gumSparkle Ninja is a new chewing gum made especially for ninja warriors.

Designed for the ninja with attitude, it allows stealthy assassins to chew in confidence while stalking their prey. Marketed specifically to the ninja seeking to create more of the "Hey, look at me!" character, it's should be finding its way into leotards of Japanese assassins everywhere.

It comes with a strawberry flavor, determined to be the flavor of choice for ninjas.
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4 comments:

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  2. Alex8/18/2007 10:00:00 PM

    Why is it Ninja-y? Is it quieter than regular gum, or something?

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  3. Anonymous12/10/2008 01:03:00 PM

    Ninja and kunoichi don't chew gum. It makes too much noise on stealth assassin missions.

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  4. Anonymous1/28/2009 10:25:00 PM

    Marketed specifically to the ninja seeking to create more of the "Hey, look at me!" character, it's should be finding its way into leotards of Japanese assassins everywhere.It comes with a strawberry flavor, determined to be the flavor of choice for ninjas.

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